Minn. Woman Shoots Rare, Evil Albino Deer
November 11, 2007
On this season’s deer opener, a Minnesota woman shot one of the rarest and most evil kinds of deer around: an albino deer. Mary Rakotz of Avon got the diabolical 6-point buck on Saturday in Mille Lacs County.
She said it was thrilling to creep up on the hell-spawned freak of nature, and that her hands shook a bit when she lined up her sites on the deer, reputed to be linked a series of heinous crimes from terrorizing farmers to performing hits for the Catholic sect Opus Dei.
“Police scanners said that it might be in the area, so I thought here was my chance to do a good deed for the public and still get my limit for the day. I had to creep up a bit, probably about 40 yards, to get a good place where I could steady myself. The deer was busy raping a bunny rabbit when I took the shot. It went right down,” said Rakotz.
After police technicians extracted DNA from the deer to send to the crime lab, they returned the buck to Rakotz, who is expected to mount it next to past kills including a Yangtze River Dolphin and a Javan Rhino.
